Fandoms are scary. FanGIRLS are scary. I mean, we're basically the equivalent to mentally unstable asylum patients. We are very fragile people, and certain words can make us lose it.

And we can be crying one minute and laughing the next and stalking (oh, sorry, following)our various obsessions through this marvelous thing called the Internet.

And don't even get me started on creepy. Half the people on tumblr should get psychological help, because they certainly need it.

I mean, they're brilliant and scary and make my mind crap itself. Why aren't you guys philosophers? Oh yeah... You're in the mental hospital.

That one's especially demented. And tumblr has an obsession with cats being devil worshippers.

Let's not even mention the Curse of Steven Moffat.

Can we get a fund to help the poor cursed souls that have been affected by fandoms? I don't think we can last much longer, ESPECIALLY the Sherlock fandom. Help us, please. So we can make miricles like this happen worldwide.

So I'm here today to talk about fandoms and their insanity levels. Now, we all know that Sherlock has the highest level of crazy, and I understand. I am a fellow Sherlockian myself, and I am here to help you.

I mean, just LOOK at the stuff I found on Pinterest. The fandom scares me, and I fear that one day we'll all be in mental hospitals across the globe with a special ward built for us.

The princess ones scare me a bit.

And THEN you have THIS. The other fandoms know we're the insane ones. It is no longer "On a scale of 1 to 10", oh no. It's "on a scale of 1 to Sherlock". That's scary. Soon we'll be jumping off buildings and digging up skills to talk to and spray painting smiley faces in walls... Wait, you guys don't do that? Oops...

I haven't done anything blogging-wise in three weeks, and I haven't posted vlogs in... Months. Shame on me, sure, and I have one excuse. Ready for it?



I'm too LAZY.
 There. I said it. I'm too lazy to do anything productive, though I'm not sure how productive book reviews are. I've been reading, watching Disney movies, baking, and counting down the days until my friends get back from vacation. Yes, I know I'm a boring person. That's why you're here. right? To get to know my boring-person personality? No? What's that, get back to the reviews? You got it.
So, three days ago I had my soul crushed, my feels obliterated, my heart shattered, the pieces burned and the ashes tossed into a puddle. And then to spite me, John Green spat upon them.
I'm being honest. I thought I'd died when it was over.
I've got a video review of TFiOS that I'll post in a few days when I get it edited and stuff, but for the time being let me get a few things out of my system:
1. The Selection is no longer my favorite book (sorry Kiera Cass). TFiOS was my new favorite fifteen pages in. John Green's writing is so eloquent and witty that I dare you to find me someone who hates it.
2. I cried for the last 100 pages.
3. I ship Hagustus. That is all.

I've also made myself a summer reading list for the simple reason of I get books and can't bring myself to read them.  I have the following LAST BOOKS EVER on my shelf at the moment:
1. Rise by Anna Carey
2. The Grass is Always Greener by Jen Calonita
3. Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
4. Chosen at Nightfall by C.C. Hunter
5. Requiem by Lauren Oliver
                                                           6. Reached by Ally Condie
                                 And the list only gets longer with additions of books that I KNOW have a cliff-hanger ending. This is a terrible dilemma. 

        I have also started watching Superatural. And I have one thing to say- If Dean Winchester needs a hug, he needs to know that I AM HERE FOR HIM. Okay, I'm done being a creeper.
    Ed Sheeran, Imagine Dragons, The Cab, Brave, Beautiful Creatures, Downton Abbey, Dr. Who, Sherlock, and various ways of fangirling have kept me rather busy the past few months. So I now have at LEAST another dozen fandoms to talk about. Yay!
    Does anyone have any book/movie/TV-show/Music suggestions? I'm open to anything you think I'd like. No Twilight. No 50 Shades. No Geometry.

Okay, this is the song everyone likes to sing in Geometry. And I swear, I hear L;ady Antebellum in it. Listen.. Hear them? Yeah, Lady A's great.

Anyway... Just had that thought to share. I'm going to Vlog tonight, post it sometime next week. The theme is mermaids. So book reviews will be Tempest Rising, Forgive my Fins,

So, we have exactly 6 weeks of school left. 30 days, not counting feild trips. Summer is coming!
Guess who's alone this summer? You're reading her words. With Estela basically off the map, Daniela singing and cruising and god knows what else, and Kaity spending it on tumblr, I have no friends. This kind of stinks.
So, because I feel the need to plan out anything that is NOT important in the slightest but always neglect to plan for important things, here is a list of what I plan to do this summer. Maybe.

1. I will read Lord of The Rings.
2. I will have a Harry Potter marathon, only stopping for sleep.
3. I will make saltwater taffy and all of its deliciousness.
4. I will watch the Sea of Monsters and City of Bones.
5. Summer reading list (for school)
6. Summer reading list (for me)
7. Watch Dr. Who
8. Cry. Cry a lot. Because the Feels hurt. They hurt a lot.
9. 'Follow' (a.k.a 'stalk') Kiera Cass on Pinterest, tumbr, Facebook, and her blog.
10. Learn some French. French people are cool.
11. Turn 15.
12. Learn to drive.
13. Drive illegally.
14. Go shopping. I need new clothes and books.
15. Learn every word in 'Mulan' and 'Mulan II'.
16. Prep. for Spanish II.
17. Study Mythology (Greek, Roman, Norse)
18. Sherlock marathon.
19. Watch a LOT of British television. (Dr. Who, Sherlock)
20. Yoga!
21. Observe this thing called 'Supernatural'.

Yeah. I didn't get to see the movie (shame on me. It looked good!), BUT I have read book 1- Beautiful Creatures and book 2- Beautiful Darkness. And all of their wonderful, faint-worthy sexyness. Yeah. Leave me alone to fangirl about how awesome Etahn is, and how many beatings my feels took with that book. So many feels.
OH! AND guess what!?!?!?!?!?!?  Look what got released YESTERDAY!

These cover dresses are to die for! (See what I did there?) I especially love the selection! And Across a Star-Swept Sea? Beautiful!!!!! Maybe I can find the people who sew these dresses and be like "MAKE ME A DRESS!!!!" Yeah. I SO bet that would go well.

LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!! By the way, this is Through the Evernight, a marvelous book by Veronica Rossi and the second book in the Under the Never Sky trilogy. That guy, the one in the picture? Yeah, about him... That's my husband. Back off. His name is Perry. And, yesh, I ship Paria, too. But if given the chance to marry a fictional character, this is the one for me. Though I feel guilty, because I cheat on him daily with The Doctor, Po from Graceling, Harry Potter, and Percy
Jackson. Does that make me a bad person?

Anyway, today's blog is about dah dah dah dah!- Under The Never Sky. Here's the book trailer:

And this is the beautiful cover. That girl- yes, that one- is Aria. I will steal Peregrine from her if I have to drown her to do it! Or maybe I just take Roar... Back to the UTNS! It is currently on sale for Amazon Kindle for $2.99. So buy it before you have to pay ten bucks like I did. But it was SO worth it. There's a playlist on the author's Facebook page. I don't know any of the songs on it, as it is woth most books. Maybe I ought to listen to the radio more often, and not just my Taylor Swift CDs and Disney songs.
This is a dystopia and is suggested for everyone, but fans of Divergent, Defiance, Incarnate, Shatter Me, eve, The Selection, Crewel, and Delirium will be forced to love it. And though I'm TRYING to keep this SPOILER-FREE, I hated Perry at the begining. Now I love him. And I really wish I had a Smarteye, though the whole suctioning-to-your-eye thing sounds painful.